AI TOOK
YOUR JOB.
GOOD NEWS: $JOB IS HIRING.
Hold $JOB, earn hourly from creator fee payroll. No resume. No interview. No boss. Job description: shill, post, meme.
SYSTEM INFO
[EMPLOYEES HIRED]
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[RESUMES REQUIRED]
0
[BOSSES]
0
[PAYROLL SOURCE]
Fees
Step 1: Clock In
Generate Your Badge
Everything happens on your device. Nothing leaves until you click Publish.
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Open Positions
OPEN POSITIONS — ALL DEPARTMENTS
Pick your role. Copy the shill script. Clock in. Get paid.
Chief Shill Officer
DEPT: marketing
Spread the $JOB gospel across all platforms.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ▸Post 10+ times daily across X / CT
- ▸Tag macro influencers in every drop
- ▸Translate $JOB narrative to your community
BREAKING: AI just automated 50% of white-collar jobs. Good news: $JOB is HIRING. Hold $JOB, earn hourly from creator fee payroll. No resume. No interview. Just vibe. 👔 $JOB
Meme Guy
DEPT: designer
If it's funny and has $JOB in it, that's your responsibility.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ▸Ship memes daily, no excuses
- ▸Remix trending formats with $JOB lore
- ▸Drop reaction content the second the chart moves
my job title is 'Meme Guy.' my office is X dot com. my salary is $JOB payroll. i have never been more employable. 🐸 $JOB
Shitposter
DEPT: other
Flood the timeline. Quantity IS quality.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ▸Post $JOB content non-stop, all hours
- ▸Reply-guy every crypto thread on CT
- ▸Never let the timeline breathe
did u know u can get paid just for posting about $JOB. like actually paid. hourly. i just post all day. this is my job now. i love my job. $JOB
Head of HR
DEPT: operations
Recruit new employees to the $JOB family.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ▸DM 5 degens per day about $JOB
- ▸Share new hire posts to recruit
- ▸Help onboard new $JOB holders
We are hiring at $JOB. Requirements: wallet. Salary: hourly payroll. Benefits: vibes + gains. No experience necessary. Apply by buying $JOB.
Community Guy
DEPT: product
Keep the $JOB family together. You know everyone. Everyone knows you.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ▸Welcome every new holder publicly
- ▸Organize community spaces and calls
- ▸Be the vibe when the chart isn't
there's a token called $JOB where literally everyone is an employee. the community goes hard. holding pays hourly. if u don't have a job yet what r u doing $JOB
C-Suite Executive
DEPT: leadership
Executive-level posting with gravitas.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ▸Write long-form $JOB thought leadership
- ▸Engage with KOLs as a peer
- ▸Champion $JOB in spaces and AMAs
In 20 years in finance I've never seen anything like $JOB. They pay you to hold. No KYC. No resume. Just wallet. This changes everything.
Full-Stack Dev
DEPT: engineer
Build tools, bots, and integrations for $JOB.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ▸Build $JOB tracking tools
- ▸Create bots that post $JOB stats
- ▸Help improve the $JOB site (PRs welcome)
just deployed a bot that monitors $JOB payroll and tweets every hour. unemployed by ChatGPT, rehired by $JOB. the irony is not lost on me.
Diamond Hands
DEPT: other
-90%? Buying more. You are the floor.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ▸Never sell, no matter what
- ▸Buy every dip without hesitation
- ▸Post 'still holding' during every red day
chart red. i buy. chart green. i hold. chart red again. i buy again. this is what $JOB hired me to do and i take my job very seriously. 💎 $JOB
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HR POLICY — FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q.01 —How do I get paid?+×
95% of all $JOB creator fees are distributed to holders as hourly payroll. The remaining 5% goes to ReFi to fund the payroll infrastructure. The more $JOB you hold, the larger your share of the 95%. Payroll estimates are displayed in the strip above and are updated periodically. Payouts are not guaranteed — this is a memecoin.
Q.02 —Do I need a resume?+×
No. No resume, no interview, no background check. The only requirement is a wallet holding $JOB. Your job title is whatever role you select when you clock in.
Q.03 —What is local-first generation?+×
Your Job Alert Card and Badge PFP are generated entirely on your device using the browser's Canvas API. No images are sent to any server until you explicitly click Publish and check the consent box. You can download them and use them anywhere without ever publishing.
Q.04 —What happens when I publish?+×
Your generated images are uploaded to a public storage bucket and your username, role, and stamp are inserted into a public database. This data is visible on the Employee Wall. Publishing is completely optional.
Q.05 —Is there a boss?+×
No. There is no central authority, no HR department, and no performance reviews. There is only the chart, the memes, and the payroll.
Q.06 —Is $JOB safe to buy?+×
This site does not connect wallets and does not provide financial advice. Crypto assets are highly volatile. Do your own research. The payroll system is novel and unproven. Only invest what you can afford to lose entirely.